Was it a bird? Was it
a plane? Was it . . . hang on, has Peter
Jackson been holding auditions locally for extras for the Hobbit films? Because there’s been this hooded figure,
dripping wet, dashing round town at breakneck speed recently, staying just one
step ahead of the Olympic torch relay, zooming in and out of shops and other
premises far too quickly to be shopping.
So what’s going on? Couldn’t
be the Hobbit films, could it?
Nah – too tall for a hobbit, too flabby for a dwarf, not photogenic
enough for an elf, all major parts already cast. But that hood, the suspiciously fast loping
gait, and all that water pouring off everywhere… Maybe a baddie? An orc, say – you know, Gigbag the Gruesome –
or, yeah, maybe a Black Rider, but on the hoof, as it were. (Sorry about that last one. Terrible half-pun lurking, couldn’t
resist.) It’s a fair bet one of the
local gentlemen of the cloth got a bit of a turn when he saw the dark, dripping
figure thumbing the bell at his house.
Probably thought it was a visit from Mephistopheles! But no, panic not, folks. It was merely an emissary from Fermanagh
Concert Band, belting round the town on band business. A poster here, a sponsor’s courtesy call
there, tickets to be delivered. Anyone
opera lovers reading this could sing it to the relevant bit of the Barber of
Seville, you know the one: ‘Figaro qua, Figaro la’ and so on. So yes, basically we can report that posters
for our forthcoming concert are now in venues all over town, all our sponsors
have been invited to attend, and tickets are now available for sale at KB Music
in Queen Street. Tell your friends! Bring your granny along! Brainwash your kids into taking up an
instrument! But just be there and we can
all enjoy the music together. It’s only
£8 for adults and £5 for everyone else, frankly a bargain not to be
missed. See you there!
Saturday 16 June, 8.00pm, Erne Integrated College,
Enniskillen.